Let’s
all deck the halls with boughs of holly
Party
time, the season to be jolly
With
short skirts, earrings and reindeer hats
A few
vodkas at home and then off to get rats'd
As grumpy
John from accounts asks Edna to dance
In
walks the boss, just back from France
He
makes straight for the bar, full of French bonhomie
And
says “Over here folks the drinks are on me”
This
is the moment when he should have known better
But
it’s all a laugh, bit of fun and he’s a go getter.
Next
thing he knows Lucy’s perched on his knee
And
he’s fooling about and his hands are quite free.
Her
boyfriend takes umbrage, Lucy heads for the loo.
It
goes down in history as a “hell of a do”.
But
come the next day with his head in his hands
He
opens a letter that makes big demands:
Sexual
harassment and a promised pay rise
Will
his wife believe that it’s really just lies?
From all at The HR Dept, we wish you a very Merry Christmas
