Witch is wicked

Given that "sickies" cost the UK economy and businesses £2.5 billion a year - reality tv shows must add some cost to this figure ...

Take for example the wookey witch!

Recruited in a locally high profile campaign, the acceptable candidate was required to have skills such as potion-making, cat-friendly and be able to cackle ...

Well it appears the witch's curse has struck - the current witch was spotted on auditions for X Factor, by her bosses, and excuse the pun, has ended up in a cauldron of hot water!

http://tiny.cc/am5c4

I mean the story headlines can write themselves ... 'witch put's curse on employer' ... maybe as an afterthought.

The reality being, even a witch can be put through a disciplinary procedure for trying to pull a "sickie". Good on the employer for being consistent and not being left green in the face.